dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
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Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
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tomorrow
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Christ
praise the gods old and new.
i feel like this ad is a challenge
bring it on
Now THAT is a Happy Meal *w*
that’s what that grown woman performance will do to ya.
OH MY GOD
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Hey y’all, it’s me B with Blue Ivy just hanging out
Y’all cmere
Come closer
Lemme holla at y’all a second
Y’all want this damn baby?
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me when beyonces done promoting an album and takes a break
i feel awful for laughing
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Six professional dancers and the only person to get this move right is her.
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Cute/Funny MCSWT Moments (So Far...): 1.: Yes, you guessed it. She threw a bit of shade at the extreme feminists that came down on her for saying "bitches" in "Bow Down" even though she's used the term before in her songs. 2.: She normally does this thing during Single Ladies where she says "wait, wait!" and the music stops but she did it too early and had to improvise. 3.: She had another Sweet Brown moment. 4.: Her in-ear monitor was too low. 5.: Her mic was too loud. 6. Self explanatory.
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